A woman was walking down the street.
A man noticed her and started following her.
The woman stopped and asked:
– Why are you following me?
– I fell in love with you.
– Well, my sister is much prettier than I am. And she is right behind you. Have a look.
The man looked back only to find out that there was nobody there.
Disappointed, he turned to catch up with the woman again, but she was already gone.
- If you finally fall in love, stop looking in other directions.
- Shostakovich, R. I. Toasts. Collection. M., 1996.