Funny Morning Prayer

Dear Lord,

So far I’ve done all right.

I haven’t gossiped,

haven’t lost my temper,

haven’t been greedy or grumpy, nasty nor selfish.

I haven’t eaten any chocolates.

I’m really glad about that.

But in a few minutes, God,

I’m going to get out of bed.

And from then on,

I’m going to need a lot more help.


This funny morning prayer can be used to complement a funny story or to break ice with a simple toast. This funny morning prayer can go well with subjects like, God and faith, human condition and physical desires.


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