So far I’ve done all right.
I haven’t gossiped,
haven’t lost my temper,
haven’t been greedy or grumpy, nasty nor selfish.
I haven’t eaten any chocolates.
I’m really glad about that.
But in a few minutes, God,
I’m going to get out of bed.
And from then on,
I’m going to need a lot more help.
This funny morning prayer can be used to complement a funny story or to break ice with a simple toast. This funny morning prayer can go well with subjects like, God and faith, human condition and physical desires.