A Funny Story About Health
A patient complained to his doctor:
– It seems to me, doc, that I will die soon… I feel terrible pain wherever I touch anything on my body.
After examining the patient, the doctor replied:
– Of course you do. Your finger is broken.
Source: From An Anthology of Anecdotes.
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
Pizza always confuses me. It comes in a square box. Yet, when you open it – it’s round. And yet, when you start eating it – it’s a triangle.
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The teacher made a note, “Take only one, G-d is watching.”
